有一种痛苦叫做女生
作者:wlsky 日期:2009-02-13
身为男人,我却对女人的求职感同身受,尤其对于毕业后被扔进社会的女大学生。很多次,我都在想,上个世纪初让女人走进学堂接受教育对于部分女人来说是次彻底的解放还是加深了痛苦?最近看孙洪雷新作《潜伏》,里边的知识女性晚秋接受过新式教育,却整天愁眉不展的,写了这样一首诗:“忧伤,被泪湿透了翅膀,甲骨文说我太古老,一滴血落在粉嫩的大腿上,油纸伞说浪漫已经死掉……”假如不读书,她还会知道忧伤吗?社会是否给了一个她们自由飞翔的空间和机会?
不说了,转个帖子,是一个女大学生填写的求职承诺:
一、五年内保证不恋爱,然后五年内不结婚,结婚后五年内不生孩子,万一不小心生孩
子了,那应该是45岁了吧,那时你们可以考虑辞退我。
二、如果工作需要喝酒,喝;领导有要求,喝;客户有要求,喝;有酒量,喝;没酒
量,创造酒量也要喝。喝得烂醉如泥、不省人事、胡言乱语、上吐下泻了,麻烦领导直
接将酒灌进我的喉咙里。只有一个请求,曲终人散后帮忙将我送进医院。
三、若不能在管理岗位,做个打字、收发信件的文书也行;不能当文书,在办公室扫
地、端水、抹桌子……打打杂也行;打杂不行,下车间、到班组也行。
四、对于薪酬,50万?想都不敢想;20万?痴人说梦;10万?绝不可能;6万?非常非常
满意;4万?非常满意;2万?满意;1万?我知道不是月薪,是年薪,我也……满意。如
果公司还有困难的话,打张欠条,也行。
五、出差短期的,可以;长期的,也可以。短途的,可以;长途的,也可以。与女上司
一起出差,可以;陪男上司单独出差,也可以。有出差补助,坐火车,住旅店,下馆
子,最好;没出差补助,坐驴车,住澡堂子,泡方便面,也没关系。
六、我大学毕业两年多了,跑过几十场招聘会,投了几百份求职简历,都石沉大海了。
我今天想说的是,这么大个地球,就不能给我一个工作吗?给我一个岗位,让我养活我
自己吧!
(完)
不说了,转个帖子,是一个女大学生填写的求职承诺:
一、五年内保证不恋爱,然后五年内不结婚,结婚后五年内不生孩子,万一不小心生孩
子了,那应该是45岁了吧,那时你们可以考虑辞退我。
二、如果工作需要喝酒,喝;领导有要求,喝;客户有要求,喝;有酒量,喝;没酒
量,创造酒量也要喝。喝得烂醉如泥、不省人事、胡言乱语、上吐下泻了,麻烦领导直
接将酒灌进我的喉咙里。只有一个请求,曲终人散后帮忙将我送进医院。
三、若不能在管理岗位,做个打字、收发信件的文书也行;不能当文书,在办公室扫
地、端水、抹桌子……打打杂也行;打杂不行,下车间、到班组也行。
四、对于薪酬,50万?想都不敢想;20万?痴人说梦;10万?绝不可能;6万?非常非常
满意;4万?非常满意;2万?满意;1万?我知道不是月薪,是年薪,我也……满意。如
果公司还有困难的话,打张欠条,也行。
五、出差短期的,可以;长期的,也可以。短途的,可以;长途的,也可以。与女上司
一起出差,可以;陪男上司单独出差,也可以。有出差补助,坐火车,住旅店,下馆
子,最好;没出差补助,坐驴车,住澡堂子,泡方便面,也没关系。
六、我大学毕业两年多了,跑过几十场招聘会,投了几百份求职简历,都石沉大海了。
我今天想说的是,这么大个地球,就不能给我一个工作吗?给我一个岗位,让我养活我
自己吧!
(完)
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